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:Boy Love, Not Yaoi: Stamp

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Seriously.
I made my first stamp. I know, I know. I'll fix the "NOT" frame once I get the time. It's bugging me, too. And so are the bright colours. But that can wait.
So to celebrate my first stamp, I'm going to rant. I'm sorry if it's too harsh, but if you don't like what I'm saying, don't read it. Or you could simply make a fool of yourself and complain to me. I'm in need of a serious laugh during this time of the month.

Why do these silly teenage girls call everything "yaoi"? I mean, I could probably draw some stupid anime character dancing as naked as a hairless rat, and there'd be some idiot going "OMG, SO KAWAII DESU!!!!1! I LUV YAOI!!! ^__________^;" I hate the mere sight of it. I really do. I personally never got a comment like that, but I sure as hell don't WANT one.
But you know what, you uneducated anime freaks? Not all boys that love boys want to be labelled as "yaoi pairings." Hey, if I was a guy, and if I was homosexual or bisexual, I would never want to be caught dead being glomped by some crazed, girly Narutard who thinks that real life gay love is exactly like what anime depicts. No. There's rejection, there's hardships, there's fights. It's not all happy bubbly love.
Want my long-winded example? No worries, you're getting my long-winded example.
The story I'm writing revolves entirely around two teenage boys whom exiled themselves from society while they were simply best friends with secret crushes on one another, but they soon fall into a deep romantic trap. They battle nature during the rough times, share some near-death experiences, try to untie all the knots in their relationship, but it still doesn't end happily ever after. No wedding. No expensive gifts. Very rarely do they even see other people due to the fact that they chose life in a forest over life in the city. They've only got each other, and even that's hardly enough to keep them from being slightly suicidal. It's very emotional. There's so many twists that restrain Aurek from doing this, or Blaine from saying that.
Anyway, before I drag on forever, it's BOY LOVE. Not yaoi. It's not anime at all, therefore it can't be yaoi. There's a plot. There's a purpose. There's a point where their life together is completely cut short. Makes it completely non-yaoi.
I know, you're probably thinking, "HEY, WHAT ABOUT SHOUNEN AI??!! @______@" Shut up. It's still not even that. It's BOY LOVE. MEANT TO BE MORE REALISTIC THAN YOUR OH, SO BELOVED ANIME. So please. Refrain from saying some silly pseudo-Japanese phrase while in my presence. I may just eat your head off.
...Or maybe I wouldn't. Being that stupid, you wouldn't have any substance and flavour.

Now, if I've offended you, then I did my job well. I don't care about how "hurt" you are now. I want my peace and quiet. I know I put myself into a trap here, but I need to shout something out!
And besides, that's hardly half of my problem. I'm pretty much against everything that female teenagers like. I can't relate to any of you girls, and I apologise, although I am not truly sorry at all. I like being different. I like getting petty arguments going. I like hating your petty terms that you abuse endlessly.

All right, rant's over. Go on, add this stamp to your favourites even though it's ugly and will be redone once I can be arsed. Put it in your journal. Chew my head off. Do what you want, I'm just gonna sit here and be the happiest person in the world while I listen to my music.
Seriously, I'm really a happy person right now. I'm smiling like a cat that just ate a scrumptious mouse. I have no reason to be sad! ...Except for the fact that I can't find my tablet pen; that makes Cass a sad little shrimp. ;~;
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sutoroberikurimu's avatar
Japanese people never use the word "yaoi" ever. Just saying.